My dream in life is to scissor with Ellen. I don't care if I've got a dick. I'll make it work.
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
she texted him the burrito order while she was puking in the Del Taco parking lot...
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
make sure nobody uses the downstairs toilet. i like to have an unused toilet for the weekends. dont shit where you puke i always say.
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
I can't drink with the moms anymore. All they talk about is lactating.
I wish we knew morse code and could knock to each other through the wall
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
Remind me to NEVER AGAIN mix beer with tequila with beer with whiskey with vodka with rum with vodka.
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
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