After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
Either I'm still drunk or the right side of the bed is now the left side.
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
I just found one of your beard hairs in my oatmeal.
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
Best and worst whiskey dick ever. I am hungover and can't move from the hours of sex, he on the other hand has a raw bruised dick. I win.
We have such a parasitic relationship. But the kind where the parasite benefits from the relationship. Like the pilot fish and a shark. The fish gets the leftover food scraps from the shark and the shark gets a free bath from it.
that's so insightful.
Randomize
