forecast for tonight is alcohol, low standards and poor decisions.
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
Ah I wish I was there to nurse you then clean up your piss-filled water bottles
for some reason the bedside piss missed the water bottle today
This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
I just found out why they dont make table-dance tables out of glass.
I hope he's okay, but I also hope he shows up with an eyepatch
Close your eyes and stop texting and think about puppies. You'll be fine.
4:37 am. You're wearing underwear and carpet skates. Borderline crying. You want to punch Morgan. Have not stopped singing Give Your Heart a Break.
He was supposed to visit me tonight but he decided to stop in Tacoma so now I'm sitting on my bed naked eating oranges and candy corn while I watch Parks and Rec.
Now I have to hook up with him tomorrow DURING THE DAY.
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
he only noticed i dyed my hair purple like halfway through sex and he looked really shocked and he just said "You look like Barney." as he came.
I don't know what song to play at my bong's funeral!
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
How did you get so drunk?
Alcohol.
Pandora played an ad for a free trial for an abortion pill if you’ve had unprotected sex in the last 2-3 days and then Lucky came on... I literally am dying laughing
Randomize
