Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
Yeah, I was googling pictures of sharks, and I accidentally typed "shart." Huge mistake.
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
I give him a gold star every time I orgasm. His room looks like he's freaking King Midas.
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
It's one of those mornings where you wake up and want to go to church for the first time in ten years. THAT shameful.
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
Facebook just reminded me of the time I found two IHop cheese sticks in my hand bag. Those were the days.
Dude i woke up today by a pile of fried chicken and wearing a bra
.......stop going to frat parties....
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