I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
The security deposit's gone, let's trash this motherfucker
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
You can't do wine Netflix and blow jobs in the bed you've had since 5th grade with your parents downstairs
the most terrified I've ever been was seeing Danny Devito squirming on the ground in this underwear, covered in hand sanitizer, completely hairless
I was in a bad mood so I guilted her into giving me $100 on a weekly basis and now I feel bad but I don't know how to tell her I hustled her
Wtf can everyone stop fucking in my grandma's bed? This is like the third time
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
He waved at a guy who drove by while we were having sex in the back of a rental car in a hospital parking garage prior to visiting family. Almost made me feel guilty but I liked it too much.
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
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