I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
We had to use the stains on Phil's shirt to try to piece together what happened last night.
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
My dealer, who also happens to be a male stripper, just invited me to watch him perform tonight. Boundaries buddy, boundaries.
i want you to know that after i type the word "your" , vagina is next on my auto correct text
Should I have spent my entire pay check on Crown Royal and LSD? No. Do I regret it? Also, no.
He also told me he would eat mozzarella sticks before having sex with me so I'm mad at him.
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
You peed in my kitchen, while crying and insisting my floor was a toilet.
we played his NES Classic. Turns out there is a warp zone to my vagina.
My mom just asked if I wanted a mimosa when I got out of the bath.
I think everything's gonna be okay.
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
admittedly, geting that drunk in front of my last two exes wasnt a good idea
probably didn't help that you cheated on them with each other either
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
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