dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
He left a trail of vomit straight from our dorm to the bathroom. Looks like we have our identities for the rest of the year.
Hahah fuuuck, bag pipers played around me while I threw up. Literally
Just had a memory of you pretending to be a begging dog putting your head on my lap while I fed you. Great night to try a new drug.
Would it be out of line to take a picture of all the earrings, rings, hairclips, and other miscellaneous girl items that I found under my bed and post it on facebook and tag all the girls that I slept with this year so they can claim their shit and get it out of my house?
it's just weird to think of you as a teacher since ive seen you throw up raspberry bacardi in my parents house
So I'm going to regale you with a tale of someone who went out, was fed way to many shots, got super wasted and now has a date with one of the security guards from the building but has no idea what his name is. That someone is me
I just spilled a shot of Patron on your mom.. Body shots may be happening. You better get here quick.
You called it motorboating but you just snot rocketed into my tits.
I'm not coming to work today because tequila
K. The dog and I are outside. The Uber driver said "I hope he fucks the shit out of you"
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
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