Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
why is every porn film shot in the same house? with the same red couch!?!
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
I cannot remember December 31 for the past 3 years. it might as well not even exist on my calendar anymore
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
Less talking, more tequila
Can you explain to me how i got kicked out of a bar last night, from outside the bar?
Are you asking me on a date where we get shithoused and do some fingerpainting?
The ketchup exploded, and totally splooged his face and the wall. You could see the outline of his head in the wall splatter.
I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
Speaking of which.. there's underwear in my backseat and Arby's cheese sauce on my door handle. So much for my new Volvo bringing out my classy side.
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
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