My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Me= Watching Ferngully. My neighbor= Having really loud sex including multiple orgasms
Oh God
I know, but the worst part is I'm not really sure which I'd rather be doing. Feel free to re-evaluate our friendship
there is a polo shirt epidemic at this bar. also, im pretty sure i just saw the grown-up coppertone baby
He's like the fucking Houdini of bras. Not only did I not feel him take it off I didn't find it until two days later.
spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
it took me 2 minutes to realize that it wasn't HER hand on my penis. First, and worst threesome ever..
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK FUCKABLE IN AN ALL NEON SPANDEX JUMPSUIT?
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
I invented the best game. It's called "what touched my exposed nutsack?" It can range from pillows to toothbrushes
Bad news: I found out that girl you want has a boyfriend. Good news: she'll probably cheat on him with you. Better news: after seeing the way she treats him, that's the most interaction you're going to want with her anyway. Trust me.
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
OMG OMG OMG!!!! I made his penis bleed!! I repeat I MADE HIS PENIS BLEED!!!!
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