He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
He is such a slut. More and more my type.
I don't think I can get bothered with getting laid tonight
Sex on a kitchen table is not as amazing as they make is seem in the movies.
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
fell asleep with the bong in the pool, weirdest tan line ever
I've crashed the car, it's a write off. The police are here and I'm dressesd as a crayon.
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
I've figured out why I love winter sex. Because I make them leave the beanie on, and we all know I love a man in a beanie.
My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
After I spend a passionate night with my vibrator, I have to awake and face my stuffed animals. Their beady eyes are full of shame and disappointmet. I can't deal with that level of judgement.
If I die bedazzle my coffin please.
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