6:33 AM: I'm drunk at this time of morning.
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
some people wear their heart on their sleeve but you just wear your vagina on your face.
I should hang a sign above my bed that says "get hard or go home."
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
I just reenacted what a cuntadactyl would act like by putting straws in my mouth as teeth and roaring, Plz come get me.
somehow, even strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA can't understand why he'd choose her over me
maybe it's because you talk to strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA
The only funny part about this situation was this morning when they rounded up all the drunks in the ER, piled us into a minivan, then dropped us all off at our houses.
You haven't had the true md experience until you've had your crotch grabbed by a drunk stripper with a snaggle tooth in front of your coworkers.
And then we made magical love in his room under a blacklight as his roommate and girlfriend argued violently in the living room
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
I'm so drunk I forgot what to do to go pee.
Dude, she stopped mid blow job to ask the cat's name. ADHD might be a deal breaker after all.
Well she's 'call Wayne Gretzky a whore' drunk so you tell me.
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