I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
I feel uncomfortable when she gargles my jizz.
Drunk. I slept-stripped.
By myself.
She stole my hamster. idk who she was, she just walked in and said she knew Keith so she stayed, drank 6 beers, and then stole Charles.
he's the only person i know who can drink himself into and out of alcohol poisoning.
Can you explain to me how i got kicked out of a bar last night, from outside the bar?
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
Bored of what? I stayed up all night researching sex toys because I'm excited to do things with you that I haven't done in 29 years of having a body.
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
How do you tell a vegan you want him to stuff you like a turkey?
I've amended my previous statement: I'm not allowed to put in my two weeks till I ask out the waitress. Now I have motivation on two levels
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
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