Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
He wanted a quickie. I said, can I play doodle jump on my iPhone during? And that's exactly how it went.
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
They better not charge my debit card for what you peed on.
I got Pilsbury cinnamon rolls for us to have tomorrow, but I don't have the willpower to leave them in my fridge overnight, so I am eating them all and getting us more in the morning
I love you more by the minute
WHY DOES HE HAVE TO CALL WHEN I'M MASTURBATING?! This time I'm really pissed. It's like he knows he's depriving me of orgasms.
I think the saddest part about my sex life is that most of it is pity sex.
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
I'm warming McDonald's pies on my heater cause I'm too high for the microwave.
It might be the most honest thing I've ever said. ...or I've had 3 vodka tonics.
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
its liver damage thursday
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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