So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
I need to shower. I still have paint on me from the homeless guys
My fuck buddy took time out of his date with his girlfriend to text me happy Valentines Day.
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
From now on when a guy sends me a dick picture I'm going to send them a picture of some other dudes dick.
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
I had a glass of wine for breakfast. It's gonna be a rough week.
I've officially slept through a hurricane, a tornado and had sex during an earthquake. I'm surviving.
p.s i need to stop drunk texting my mom. she brings up text convos all the time and i have no idea what shes talking about...
Why are you drunk at the library?
Why not?
I'm about 40% drunk. You know, not drunk enough to light the bar on fire, but drunk enough to let the cougar hit on me.
Randomize
