Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
He literally said to me "go ahead and answer that text message while I eat you out"... Maybe I AM the relationship type...
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
This cabbie knows where I live. Both awesome and weird.
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
But for real though. That weed tastes like the jolly laughter of Santa Claus.
Congrats on graduating and I'm in a cab and need someone to helps keeping me up, do you mind
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
I expected my Sunday morning walk of shame dressed as a sexy Dorothy would get some scorn, but nobody seems to even care
That’s because it’s 2020. The slutty costume walk of shame is a refreshing reminder of a time when wearing masks and catching communicable diseases was a right of passage, not everyday for the foreseeable future.
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