whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
im just sayin im driving an hr to pick her up, just cause shes your gf doesnt mean i shouldnt be entitled to a bj
I just had a full choir singing the phrase pudding cup in my head. Too. Stoned.
You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
It was going alright when lo and behold Tom the cock blocking tornado hits. He is the only man I know who doesn't want anyone to fuck girls.
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
I made out with a 40 year old and told her we were dating then got kicked out of a gay bar. This is the day I stop drinking.
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
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