New invention idea: vibrating tampons
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
Sitting in the library studying = googling how to get laid in the library.
We stopped midfuck cuz a guy was walking his dog. Who the fuck walks their dog in the dorm parking structure at 3am!?
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
the guy sitting next to me at the bar has a patrick swayze tattoo hovering over a roast beef sandwich. 'merica.
I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
I mean I know I'll get over it by like tonight but ew ew eww. I cannot. Dude I don't even know his name also I threw up on his penis
I don't think I've ever been sadder than the way I feel when I finish my meal while I'm high
It’s easy for me to be professional, the tough part is finding the perfect amount of bitchy undertone
The last thing I remember saying was "Tequila for all!!"
If you count the sounds from the room down the hall....that was definitely NOT the last thing that came out of your mouth.
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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