Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
Decided against hooking up with creepy stalker guy for a ride to work. I feel I've earned a few self respect points back.
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
Is it hot in here? Is the room moving? Its moving. The room is moving. Its spinning like a top. Have you ever been covered in puke? What are you doing?
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
My middle name is suave and my vagina shoots rainbows, what else would you expect?
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
Speaking of church, everyone showed up to lunch in the dining hall in their Sunday best and I walk in looking homeless bc I just got out of bed. I hate this school.
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
Never drinking before a 6am train again. Just threw up at boarder control and had to pretend it was cause I was pregnant and not cause I trashed.
You make Europe seem so glamorous.
I went up to u at the bar, you grabbed my face and said, "hey you're Juan right?"
Passed out in someones front yard last night. Got woke u?p by a lady walking her dog at 6am. Rock bottom.
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