i decided to cut a 3rd hole in to my snuggie so i could masturbate all the time.. all time low? or genius?
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
I will pray to the gods of eye bleach for you
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
And if I hated you I'd probably say things like, "I never want to speak to you again," or, "Eat a bag of dicks." That's how you'd know.
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
the only two hours i was sober on this trip and i managed to break my toe. no one will believe this.
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
I have a txt file I don't remember making open on my desktop. All it says is "what it's like to be a bat"
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
My law teacher drew an elephant on the board in class. I was so high that I laughed for 5 minutes straight. Nobody else laughed and everyone stared. 130 people knew I was high.
Idk if I want to put a bra on
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