bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
I wish there was a hungover fairy to brush my teeth and bring me a diet coke.
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
Just took a celebratory "i havent slept with anyone in this bar" shot. yesssss....
There is a keg full of gin. THERE SHOULD NEVER EVER BE A KEG FULL OF GIN.
You're going to have to buy me a lot of drinks before the bee suit goes on...
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
It is a special kind of bonus when you find money you hid from yourself when you were drunk in the tampon box. What did we do last period?
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
Like he and the nurses kept being so persistent with it and I just wanted to run out of there in my backless gown and yell FUCK OFF BITCHES IM OUT
Apparently duct taping your dick to your buttcheks before the first time she goes down on you isn't as funny as projected. She cried because she thought I was a girl the whole time.
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
We had a pink drink in honor of my underwear and apparently I made out with our bartender... a few times
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