Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
I'm pretty sure God is rooting for me with this two gf thing
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
I had one glass of wine then passed out for 4 hours. It's like I'm having a quarter-life crisis.
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
Honestly after an incomprehensible political rant yoga seems like the best option at 2 am
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
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