I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
Now he's talking about how he's writing in a journal because he doesn't remember "his thought patterns when he was in elementary and that's distressing". I'm walking home. Fuck this.
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
We're stoned and watching little Einstein videos. Come. Over. Now.
My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.
On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
They should incorporate dolphins into professional surfing
Just smoked the bong while taking a dump. I love living by myself.
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
You are not allowed to sing ever again, my ears are still ringing.
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
I had to cum in my sink.
Randomize
