so explain again why im purple
no
My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
he's afraid if he sleeps with me i'll go all lavender brown on him
I swear that men would be more efficient if they had a semen gauge on their penises
Do ex girlfriends even count for summer sexcapades. Seems like the damage had already been done
Victory lap
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
I found a phone book at the party and started calling everyone with my last name asking if they wanted to form a club. I'm meeting one for brunch tomorrow...
I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
Oooo yea. You face planted on my bed but only half your body made it so you noodled onto the floor but kept saying prepare to be murdered which is when you started taking your pants off but stopped at your ankles cause it was too hard
I am truly sorry that you have to put your dog down. He was a great dog, and a great friend. I am still not showing you my tits.
They found me wandering around campus screaming body shots over and over again wrapped in a curtain
I think people are normalizing furries
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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