And then falling down drunk the next morning, concussing yourself and splitting your head open?
That was pretty sad, but you more than made up for it by using "concussing" in a sentence
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
I think I just accidentally agreed to become a surrogate for a gay couple
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
I'm starting to think my role in the world is to inject batshit crazy, mentally unbalanced chicks with a dose of normal sperm.
I run into you far too many times while completely stoned and/or drunk for this not to be fate. It's like god is telling you to fuck me.
It has been happening a lot lately.
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
You know it was a good night when visa fraud prevention services are calling
I'm worried about us. We are almost 30 and we still drink jaeger bombs till we black out. Wait, no I'm not. I'm excited about us.
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
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