my iphone just auto-corrected drink to drnknghhhg...
you win again, gameday.
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
Definitely a Xanax and Jell-O shots kinda day...except my Jell-O shots are really just a big bowl of a Jell-O shot that I use a spoon to eat.
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
I have nothing to say other than the obvious 'we probably shouldn't have done that' and the less obvious 'i think you bruised my labia major' ...?
Yeah because the only thing stopping you from fucking Emma Watson is you not being a Gryffindor
the next thing I knew, I was on the floor of a Tim Hortons bathroom in Canada.
I'm kinda glad you won't be in Vegas tomorrow because you'd make us go streaking or throw dead animals at them.
Nothing like putting a Percocet up your nose because you spent your night drinking heavily and can't drink water to make you heavily reconsider your life choices
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
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