So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
it's like god just wants me to be high for five days in a row. keep the blizzards coming.
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
The only good thing about trampolines when you're fucked up is the gushing blood really cleans all the bad coke out of your nose.
The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
i gave you head in a backbend. if that doesnt say happy birthday i dont know what does.
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
2 things. 1. I just gave her a 6 hour long marathon fucking for America. 2. Thought of a new invention halfway through, and it's flawless.
Can you check on Mike in the bathroom. It's been like 20 min.
He's fine. He's just standing at the trash can in line for another beer from the keg. Nbd.
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
I just want to smoke weed and be the little spoon all winter. My modern day hibernation.
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
Everyone has seen your nipples. It's like asking if they ever walked on grass. You need better hangover questions.
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
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