she was so not down for the gang bang
the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
tequila makes my crab dance SOOOO much better
A good ear swabbing is more orgasmic than sex with him
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
im not trying to sound dramatic, but im covered in microwavable lasagna
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
The cops came, and I made friends with him. He wants me to babysit his kids.
That was awkward , having sex with her while her husband watched via Skype. I'm a porn star or a target. Idk
I just spent the last three days trying to hook up with a dude for his pool privileges
Not sure what happened last night, but I woke up without a shirt on and cereal glued to my boobs...
You're a hot mess, you know that?
At least I'm a FUN hot mess. Like a train crash full of pizza, fireworks and glitter.
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
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