That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
This concert is like a reunion of all my bad sex.
I'm wearing an NBA shooting sleeve while jerking off...and yes my arm has stayed warm
No. I'm laying on the floor naked. I almost made it to the shower
This could be the definition of living by yourself
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
Sorry, but when you makeout with a guy in a panda suit, you know something has to change.
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
correction: my vagina hates that I'm smart.
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
apparently I got pissed off that no one would let me spray them with a bottle of champagne at midnight of the new year. so I sprayed myself with one shirtless in the near freezing cold outside
Just for the record, I did not have sex in your bed. Happy 4th of July.
She doesn't even give a fuck about angle. I seriously gotta start doing like penis yoga or something.
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
Randomize
