You surviving the open bar?
Super asto ex polenta omaha botad
I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
you lied vaginas dont taste like gold fish!
noo i said youre golden if her vagina tastes like fish!
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
He has a clip art-style heart tattooed on his hip. I hated him way before I saw his tiny dick.
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
I woke up with broken tostitos all over my bed and a snap chat of myself flipping off the camera.
I wonder how many people I can tell that he has one nut before he finds out it's me spreading it.
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
I'm just bringing him "breakfast," and breakfast may lead to lunch and dinner, but that doesn't mean I want the mealplan.
Randomize
