Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
OH MY GOD! I just remembered how we ended our bar time last night: picking up and drinking random drinks that ppl had left. wtf is wrong with us?! that's so ghetto!
No. You're kidding.
I am not. I wish I were. I speak the truth.
No seriously, I have to sell the house because my wife found out I'm gay.
Then I opened the closet and then i found the babies
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
No she stopped screaming. Now she's eating popcorn. Off a plate. With a spoon.
Just saw a cougar do the walk of shame. She asked housekeeping where the fastest elevator was.
All I remember was endless tequila and pulling karate moves from 3 Ninjas Kick Back towards the guy at 7 Eleven. Explanation?
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
I have someone saved in my phone as "This Hoe Ain'tit' Loyal" and I'm missing my superman boxers. Explain.
I never truly understood the phrase ball is life until I started having to balance NBA finals and all these men with balls i'd like to handle.
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
Now after not puking, next step is not to do the accent when immigration says "hello."
Randomize
