we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
He doesn't need a wingman, he needs a miracle
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
You installed a beer holder in the shower?! You're the best roommate ever!
... That's a shower caddy.
I believe this is a toe-mate-toe vs. toe-maut-toe situation.
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
I just picked up my phone and one shoe from the man mowing the lawn next to the ice rink. He found them in a tree.
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
Desperate times call for desperate measures. But he promised me no small talk so that was nice
My puke in the shower morning just turned into a puke in the restroom at work afternoon. I'm the human embodiment of dumpster fire.
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
The cat likes watching me spank Michael. I don’t know how to feel about this.
Randomize
