its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
You kept tellin the cashier that this order was "To Go" over and over...even tho we were in the drive-thru
She fucking ripped my chandelier out of my ceiling. How does that make her a keeper?
Also, drinking coors light. Fuck that. Fuck that in the fucking face.
We met a guy named Raymond. You called him ramen all might and told him you would eat him up, "like sex, on a budget."
We tried to make ramen in a glass bowl on the stove. They called facilities to pick the glass out of the door
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
It's 1am and I'm on LSD and I have diarrhea in a Dunkin Donuts. Help me
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
She's still here. My penis can feel it.
Dude, I think she left with some dude like an hour ago
FOUND HER. I swear this thing is like a metal-detector
While all of the skanky girls from the crowd got on stage we screamed fair game and scoped out all their boyfriends, she made out with 2, this is what we call taking advantage of the situation
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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