Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
I brought him flowers on my way home from cheating on him. Boyfriend of the year award right here.
Nah. And this is true. It's like you were trained by sexual Jedi or something.
*jedi wave* this is the penis you were looking for
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
All I've consumed in the last 24 hours is cranberry vodka and kosher for passover biscotti
That's what happens when you party with the tribe
Suffice to say, I think if people ask about your bruises, and you look them right in the eye, and say "they're from fucking...", people would be like, "respect."
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
I'm shotgunning a meatball sub and watching flip or flop. i have reached a new level of singledom.
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
when you come over can you bring tequila and my birth control? Thanks girl!
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