I'll pay for our taxi if you let me makeout with the drummer and we don't leave RIGHT when the bassist does.
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
He panicked, you ducked and I was coming off a 3 day coke binge. It was no one's shining moment.
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
we had a ceremony where you passed your fake id onto me in the middle of the bar. i was on my knees and you presented it to me. i don't think the bartenders were suspicious though
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
FUCK YOU. AH. FUCK BOTH OF US MORE BOOZE.
MAS TEQUILA.
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
Well I just walked into a wedding reception and im currently eating a cannoli in the men's room while pissing
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
I say "glasses of whiskey" like I didn't chug it out of the bottle
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
We're not ready for visitors right now.
wtf? who's we?
The Royal We: Me, My Vag, and I.
I’M DRUNK AND EXCITED.
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