I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
she asked him to cuddle cuz she was cold and instead he got up, moved the space heater to her side of the bed, and went back to sleep
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
I'm on my way back with the wine... And a puppy. It was free.
So I woke up alone in the hotel room clutching a bible to my chest. Explain, please.
I may have had several rum punches and then gone to the store and used European cucumbers to prove my baton twirling prowess.
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
Just set the kids up with doughnuts downstairs so I could go up and masturbate uninterrupted. I am such a good mom.
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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