come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
Remember that one time i smeared period blood on your face?
I hate you
You can't date a girl from every country.
I'm the captain planet of women
We stole your phone last night, texted your brother and told him you wanted it up the ass by him. All he said was "I want ur money."
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
I'm lonelier than Tom Hanks in Cast Away, right meow. Ready to make this bong my Wilson.
the night ended with taco bell and tears
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
I need a burrito and a hug.
It's his sex noise. "I'm gonna cu-THE LORD IS MY SHEPARD AND I SHALL NOT WANT"
he had a beard, sexy nerd glasses and kept referring to his penis as 'this dick' its like jesus was saving my perfect match for my prime
IM SO HIGH RIGHT NOW, IM WHAT ROCKET MAN WANTED TO BE WHEN HE GREW UP. ELTON JOHN CAN BLOW ME.
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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