Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
I think he's on the stoner protein diet. I just saw him, at 3 am, spreading mayo on a slice of deli ham and sprinkling salt on top.
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
my liver gets a handicap on account of the whole being diseased thing
My little brother just suggested we drink the rest of the vodka because it's raining. My job is complete.
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
It's been a long time since I got "Talk about Glen's enormous penis" drunk
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
I just woke up, dressed as Chris Brown, with a bunless hot dog (presumably from 7/11) in my pocket, wearing a pair of shoes I don't recognize as my own. Help.
Randomize
