Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
Thanks to that wedding, I got to use the term "finger bang" more than I have since high school.
Literally just had a girl put her street name into my phone. Yeah.
I just did the walk of shame in monkey slippers in the snow
Teach me the song of your people
You just sat there staring at your apple and saying "I'm so glad you're here" to it every time you took a bite.
I’ll call you in a minute. Trying to book an AirBnB so I can finally bang the yummy guy from yoga
Your downward dog is going to rock his cock. I’m jealous
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