Apparently I think casual Friday means I can show up unshaven in yesterday's clothes and reeking of booze.
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
Married on the beach in PCB while blackout drunk. Bonged beers on the sandbar for a bachelor party. They shotgunned beers at the end of the vows. How is spring break allowed to happen?
Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
I just found 17 dollars of saltine crackers in my room. confused incredibly. suprised not at all.
My mom and I were trying to explain to my sister what an uncircumcised penis looks like. We had some minor disagreements.
Im celebrating the fact that the one guy who has ever denied me has just come out of the closet
all I remember is repeatedly winking at the fire marshall while he was counting the people in the bar
Well anything after a French guy would have been a disappointment. But I'm fairly certain he was just trying to masturbate into me.
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
You rolled around on the floor, yelled about being a "half-zombie" and bit that guy on the leg who was hitting on me.
You were wearing a sequin mini, with Tevas. And you still got laid.
This guy wants me to put ice under his foreskin. What!?
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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