ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
Some girl just asked us for directions back to campus. we told her to take the first four lefts. We live on a block. she believed us
I'm hoping you can explain why I woke up with what I believe is pumpkin pie all over my body
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
He wants me to have his first child. So that makes four gay men that've called dibs on my eggs.
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
I was doing drugs in the men's room so my employee went in to the woman's for the same reason but left proof and got caught. Had to fire him cuz I bogarted his dope spot. Awesome.
the guy sitting next to me at the bar has a patrick swayze tattoo hovering over a roast beef sandwich. 'merica.
Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
Just left a strip club where they let me on stage to teach them tricks. Time of my life!
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
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