I'm like a rollypolly, I only open my legs up when I feel safe.
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
Instead of asking if I had a condom she literally said " I'm not on the pill but I'm pro choice... your move"... I'm in love
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
It was like watching porn, except it was in real life, and it was starring two of your best friends.
You kind of have a nervous, desperate thing going on that isn't exactly catnip for bitches
At one point I was giving him a handjob and I started singing Call Me Maybe
Returning my drunken purchases from last night. Not a single thing I bought was on sale.
He got weirdly turned on by the video of my cat licking nacho cheese off my finger.
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
I'm in love. Her name is Jamie. She's beautiful. She punched me in the face.
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
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