Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
My Higher Power is John Stamos
I'm good, just tired from chardonnay and giving hand jobs.
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
I never said you were fat, just too fat for ME
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
I woke up to him pissing in their fireplace with fairy wings on.
telling her she was ovary-acting wasn't the greatest idea. doing it in a text so she could see your spelling was where you really went wrong, though.
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
yeah, I don't think I'm getting into the baseball game tonight. The security guard definitely saw me bowl over that child.
It's getting harder and harder to fake orgasms as I get older.
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