And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
i upgraded from drunk texts to drunk e-mails...real world here i come
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
He just walked up to be, grabbed my boob and said 'i think they have shrunk' i have no idea who he was.
Yeah well I used to see how many bud lights I could slam down during the pledge of allegiance, my record was 4, but I could do better now.
When I ask you to make sure no ones coming while I'm changing.. The logical friend would keep watch. But you my, best friend come stand in front of me and flash everybody.
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
So my ex vomited in front of my door and passed out there
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
I want you to worship my cock.
That's not how you start a conversation.
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