I totally ignored my nose and drank sour milk this morning. The tupid carton said 4/22/09. i puked everywhere..
I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.
So ps i'm not pregnant with any athletes illegitimate children : )
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
My dream of liquor pitchers came true
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
They were actually really boring considering how we met them.
howd you meet them?
They got shit-faced and decided to take a train to a city none of them had ever been to. We found them wandering the ghetto, with a bottle of gin and singing Disney songs.
I don't remember much of half-time. I do remember climbing onto the roof of the fraternity and telling people I was going to stargaze in French.
I was woken up in my old house by the new residents ... I don't even have a Key anymore
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
That moment when a stripper is the one that makes the two of you have to define the status of your relationship...
Who looks around on a bright, sunny day and says, "you know what? Today I'm going to write gay dinosaur erotica"
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
Setting myself up for trouble? Yes. But getting laid is a lot more important at this time.
His nipple licking is glorious
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