It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
I'm sitting next to this guy at the bar. I wrote him a little song in my head it goes "there is no fucking chance you're getting in my pants" gonna sing it to him after he buys me another drink.
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
its raining. im dressed as yoda and im trick or treating alone. and i wonder why im still a virgin..
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
they call him Oral-B. enough said
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
I had to help you off the toilet floor because you couldn't get up, then you threw your drink on the floor and just said "oh dear" really calmly.
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
He has silky zebra print sheets, which you would think he put on just for me, but the bed was unmade. Did I just sleep with a closet case??
Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
That butt dial turned into a booty call.
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
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