You just compared our sex life to a seven year old kid.
My cat gives me a boner
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
Being at this bar with grandma is a real cockblocker
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
correction: my vagina hates that I'm smart.
Yeah, reverse cow girl. She was on top and I was playing Flappy Bird behind her back. Easiest way to have angry sex.
MIDGETS
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woke with Taco Bell next to me in bed and people's shoe sizes written on my arm.
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
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