stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
I think being a buddhist has made me a better drunk
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
The used rubbers I threw behind her bed all semester must have landed on the baseboard heater. They went up in smoke when she turned on the heat last night.
Is it bad if one of my goals right now is to snort blow through a licorice?
Don't answer that. It is bad.
He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
Old woman told me I looked like her son and then she started explaining to me how she wanted me to fuck her
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
Our DD painted my costume on me for tonight. The strippers have been teaching him how to paint costumes.
All I'm saying is the next time I see him naked, there better be something in it for me that doesn't end in bailing him out of jail.
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
I'm hungry and horny. DEADLY COMBINATION.
Randomize
