So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
Everything tastes like Lysol. Am I dying?
So I found the perfect "Yeah I gained weight since high school but it went to all the right places" outfit for the reunion this weekend.
While looking for an apartment, I've realized that the way I rate balconies is on the "how easy would it be to smoke weed here" scale.
What other scale is there?
i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!
There was probably a tattoo above her soulless vagina that read 'it's a trap!' Yet you ignored it
Just burnt my nuts with a cigarette. Don't ask. I hate life.
Her delivery came. She's ordered a pack of 144 condoms.
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
He called his dick "The Beast" and said he lived "The Beast Life". He was pretty but it was better if he didn't talk.
I thought you couldn't go near Germans after that restraining order
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
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