He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
My 10 year old son gave me a bottle of jameson for fathers day. Did you have something to do with this?
as my niece was drinking milk out of a crown royal glass i realized i dont think i've ever bought a glass that didnt come with a bottle of liquor....
I just walked past a woman in the bar stroking a mans crotch, yelling 'I made this. I made this happen.'
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
I woke up to you singing What Makes You Beautiful and trying to blend an avocado with vodka.
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
Human centipede...with the teletubbies. That's what my nightmare had in it.
I don't even want to know.
Heat not working dressed like an eskimo. A real one with a ski sock on my junk
Just watched a middle age white woman scream WHY DON'T YOU GO FUCK YOURSELF, HELEN?! Helen seemed absolutely scandalized.
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
Randomize
