I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
You're earring is so big in my mouth
Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time
I drove to Chevron at noon and the Hatian lady goes "Oh, nothing to drink yet white boy?"
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
Put down the bong. Turn off Hey Arnold. Stop calling me football head.
I love you football head
I'm going to text my booty call and tell him nevermind, that I got the job finished by myself. That will teach him to text back faster.
This lesson is brought you by a psychology class.
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
You know something is wrong with your life when your mom is at the bar getting free tequila shots and you aren't
I wear drunk well.
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