Raise your hand if you bought 2 annoying girls shots of water. CLOWNS.
i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
woke up next to her writing my name in some journal. apparently she makes every guy she hooks up with sign out.
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
I just lit a candle in my room using axe and a lighter, that's how bored I am. Let's get schwasted.
I'm bringing Sergeant Single Slut out this weekend. I hope you're ready for her.
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
So how do you explain to your boss that Siri called him mid sex?
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
Did I penguin dive down a hill last night?
We could just go to Vegas and celebrate my singlehood and not contributing to the population.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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