And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
just tell her a well fed dog doesnt stray far from the porch, and if that doesnt work just keep fucking her sisters
at what point did you see referring to the bartender as 'the white precious' a good idea??
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
Just thought i'd let you guys know that my dad was roofied at a lesbian bar last night...
my question is who was more confortable? You sleeping on the floor or me tweeting from a bush?
I would say "man cannot subsist on sexting and brownies alone" but I think it's actually possible.
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
The guy I screamed at across the bar for booing the Bruins ended up buying me shots I had to explain to him there's not a chance in hell I would ever fuck a Canadian! #Bostonstrong
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
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