If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
He was going nice and slow, then he yelled " BOONNEESTOORRMM!!!!!". I can't walk straight.
today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud
it's sad that this is a milestone
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
Its gonna be a symphony of fucks
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
i had an epiphany while laying on the driveway for 5 hours yesterday.
i realized i waste a lot of time
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
He's been watching the World Cup too much because right before he came he screamed "NUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" for half a minute. Our landlord is not happy.
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
Note to self: Calvin Klein's are not safe to shit in.
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