if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
Now that you're back together are you gonna tell him you set his stuff on fire?
It wasn't until like 4 and when we got off the phone you said god was summoning you back into the bar
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
Waking up with a sore back because you put the team on it for jager pong all night
I'm now drinking beer through a straw. By order of the bartender.
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
I feel like I'm laying on a pillow cloud. With little baby angel fingers between me and the cloud lifting me up. Singing hymns in my ear.
I was just going for a one night stand and now I'm at breakfast with his entire family.
I'm not well. Although it could be worse.
My cousin is so hungover she quit her job.
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
Plus we had to have sex before the game because there is a good chance we won’t be speaking for the rest of the week. #ironbowl
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
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