You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
Just because we had intercourse doesn't mean we're friends.
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
She said i saw her in the study room, waved, disappeared, came back with a coke from god knows where, and slurred "i have a drinking problem but i ate grits"
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
If I don't end up being a booty call for Valentine's Day, you wanna go to the movies?
I just yelled at my mom for getting me circumcised without my permission. That drunk
He better not be in your backpack
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
I told him to send me a dick snap for my birthday. To personalize it, he drew a candle coming out of the tip of it so I could blow it out.
Does anyone remember last night? Because I still don't know why I now own a goldfish and a ceiling fan made of pizza?
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
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