Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
I just saw some girl with the liscense plate "OBVIII"...I never wanted to get in a car accident so badly.
so just incase I die tonight I'm making a list of people that I don't want to be let in to my funeral
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
Good lord, they've set up every firework to be ignited by a trail of gasoline at midnight. God save us all.
I was trying to sing daddy wasnt there from austin powers but apparently I was crying and and yelling jibberish...I get to into this shit
How do you keep manipulating these men into helping you?
I'm a massage therapist with an oral fixation. It's not nearly as hard as you make it out to be.
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
A penis isn't a time share. I want to own not rent.
So I've reached a new low. After completing my walk of shame and being told "see you around", I took off my heels to discover he had came in my shoe.
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
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