I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
Oh no I would never do that to her. But when you're single again let me know. Cheating penis is definitely better than single penis. But she has claws.
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
Officially conquered sex on my couch with my dad asleep in the next room
I like how you say "conquered" as if that was your sole mission in life
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
Was looking through my phone and saw that drunk me took a tit pic in the Denny's bathroom..
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
About to go make a man out of a 24 year old boy
As I shove my ninth taquito of the day into my mouth...
Picking our battles
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
You just kept telling everyone to call you MFT.. Mother Fucking Tornado.
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