Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
how the fuck did you end up in georgia? you were here at my party dry humping some chick 2 hours ago
so you mean to tell me that there is no way you can get me?
Just made a pepperoni sandwich with cheese, mayo, and pickles. Poverty is like pot, without the happy feeling.
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
My professor just used the phrase "balls deep in your mind". My day is officially made.
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
Just saying goodbye until I figure this whole "warrant out for my arrest" thing
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
Dude I just came exactly at the crescendo of the Catalina wine mixer duet from step brothers.. Advance to next level.
She still didn't believe that he would cheat on her so I finally said "how else would I know that his batman mask is still in the back of his car from halloween?" I think she accepted it
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
I'm currently deliberating if I'm going to be too drunk on New Years to handle wearing false eyelashes.
I drove them away with my sparkling personality and LOTR references.
Randomize
